I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

Laughter survives... it has to survive.

I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the same house, they live independently. I think that's how I live with the Chihuahuas.

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.