Ev'ry heart beats true 'neath the Red, White and Blue

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!

Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.

Don't tell 'em - SHOW 'em!

I can write better plays than any living danced, and dance better than any living playwright.

I don't care what they call me as long as they mention my name.

Whatever you do kid, always serve it with a little dressing.