Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!

I can write better plays than any living danced, and dance better than any living playwright.

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!

I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right.

Whatever you do kid, always serve it with a little dressing.

I don't care what they call me as long as they mention my name.

Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.