I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right.

Don't tell 'em - SHOW 'em!

I don't care what they call me as long as they mention my name.

Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.

I can write better plays than any living danced, and dance better than any living playwright.

Whatever you do kid, always serve it with a little dressing.

I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right.