Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did!

As a writer you sometimes feel the need to shake things up.

I tend to look at the world more from Voltaire's perspective. Incidentally, if you haven't read Candide lately, it's a fabulous book. It's riotously, laugh-out-loud funny in a way that no Shakespeare comedy will ever be.

Life is challenging for everyone. If someone can believe that he's a sovereign in his tiny domain, it's just an adaptation to life.

Men often struggle with their attraction to other women. They don't quite understand why they have to be with the same woman forever.

It was peculiar to be standing so close to him. He's just a man, but still, what a thing to be Neil Armstrong!

I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was a total fraud because I was a television writer.