If there's reason for hope, it lies in man's occasional binges of cooperation. To save our planet, we'll need that kind of heroic effort, in which all types of people join forces for the common good

I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars.

Men often struggle with their attraction to other women. They don't quite understand why they have to be with the same woman forever.

I have nothing but respect for the purist who won't work for the pharaoh. But I'm not that strong.

I guess I started to realize that being an agnostic was such a wimpy position.

I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was a total fraud because I was a television writer.

The most oblivious people are often the happiest.