When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to laugh about it.

Advertising is a conscienceless industry, populated by cowards and idiots, that warps and drains everyone. It eggs on the worst in all of us. If I could eliminate either advertising or nuclear weapons, I would choose advertising.

As a John Kerry supporter, I wanted to send him a check. But then it occurred to me that most of that money would end up in the hands of advertising agencies and television networks. And the money would be used to create deceptive commercials that flatter our point of view and shade the facts our way. And I wasn't comfortable with that. But on the other hand, that's how the game is played. You're always grappling.

It was peculiar to be standing so close to him. He's just a man, but still, what a thing to be Neil Armstrong!

Men often struggle with their attraction to other women. They don't quite understand why they have to be with the same woman forever.

Life is challenging for everyone. If someone can believe that he's a sovereign in his tiny domain, it's just an adaptation to life.

I have a deep suspicion of social institutions and tradition in general.