There's absolutely no way that something I do on my own is going to be seen in Malaysia.

Men often struggle with their attraction to other women. They don't quite understand why they have to be with the same woman forever.

I have no idea how it got so big. I was just trying to find something to do while I was living in Boulder, Colorado, which isn't really a funny town. There are a lot of smart people there, but comedy isn't at the forefront of their minds.

I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was a total fraud because I was a television writer.

I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars.

Instead of three networks you have three hundred or three thousand. Audiences are inundated with programming, and that sometimes gives them a sense of petulant entitlement.

I prefer to linger on the periphery before making a commitment.