I have a deep suspicion of social institutions and tradition in general.

Launching a new TV show is probably one of the most difficult things that a writer can do.

It was peculiar to be standing so close to him. He's just a man, but still, what a thing to be Neil Armstrong!

When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to laugh about it. If I had to write ten jokes about potholders, I don't think I could do it. But I could write ten jokes about Catholicism in the next twenty minutes.

I don't like that The Simpsons are spokespeople for Burger King and MasterCard and Butterfinger. In the first Gulf War, I was really upset that the Simpsons characters were being drawn on tanks and bombs. But those are things that I don't control.

Men often struggle with their attraction to other women. They don't quite understand why they have to be with the same woman forever.

Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did!