Tel-Aviv airport is still the only airport in the world where each passenger is met by ten relatives.

'I don't say a Zionist must be insane,' said President Weizmann, 'but it helps if he is.'

They (Americans) have their national game, baseball - which is cricket played with a strong American accent - and they have a national language, entirely their own, unlike any other language spoken on the earth.

On the Continent there is one topic which should be avoided-the weather; in England, if you do not repeat the phrase "Lovely day, isn't it?" at least two hundred times a day, you are considered a bit dull.

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state.

Tel-Aviv airport is still the only airport in the world where each passenger is met by ten relatives.

The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.