I am a reformed Catholic. I'm a Buddhist in other words.

I do not spoil women. ... I don't send them flowers and gifts. . . . I'm saving those gestures until I am an unpleasant old man who must resort to bribery to win a woman's synthetic affections.

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.

Every well-thought-out rebuttal to dogma, every scrap of intelligent logic, every absurdist reduction of some bullying stance is the antidote.

Hope that, in future, all is well, everyone eats free, no one must work, all just sit around feeling love for one another.

I am essential to the theater.

Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored.