If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight!

I'm not a win at all costs guy. Winning isn't everything. It's second to breathing.

What happens is that all your life you operated businesses in such a way that you could one day afford to buy a baseball team. And then you buy the team and forget all the business practices that enabled you to buy it.

Irabu is a fat, pus-y toad.

Second place is really the first loser.

I am tough. Sometimes I'm unreasonable. I have to catch myself every once in a while.

If you haven't got a hernia yet, you ain't pulling your share.