I cannot understand it, after all I am only a very ordinary sort of fellow.

Data is what distinguishes the dilettante from the artist

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

If you do not seek to publish what you have written, then you are not a writer and you never will be.

Golf always makes me so damned angry.

I thought men like that shot themselves.

No more coals to Newcastle, no more Hoares to Paris.