Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm alien.

I have many times asked myself whether there can be more potent advocates of peace upon earth through the years to come than this massed multitude of silent witnesses to the desolation of war.

I thought men like that shot themselves.

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

No more coals to Newcastle, no more Hoares to Paris.

If you do not seek to publish what you have written, then you are not a writer and you never will be.