Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

I cannot understand it, after all I am only a very ordinary sort of fellow.

Data is what distinguishes the dilettante from the artist

If you do not seek to publish what you have written, then you are not a writer and you never will be.

I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm alien.

My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.

Golf always makes me so damned angry.