Today 23 years ago dear Grandmama died. I wonder what she would have thought of a Labour Government.

I thought men like that shot themselves.

I have many times asked myself whether there can be more potent advocates of peace upon earth through the years to come than this massed multitude of silent witnesses to the desolation of war.

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

Data is what distinguishes the dilettante from the artist

Golf always makes me so damned angry.

My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.