Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do.

Show the reader what the character thinks about, and then the reader will think about it too.

Rental formal wear of the sky-blue, brocade and shiny varieties is favored by upwardly mobile young gangsters drafted as groomsmen for weddings.

The received image of a writer is that of an unproductive sensitive who suffers from the vapors, is enslaved by his gonads, falls victim to romantic swoons and passes out at deadlines.

Life is hard but being stupid makes it harder.

The seductiveness of baseball is that almost everyone with an abiding interest in it knows exactly how it should be played. And secretly believes that he could do it, if only God had seen fit to make him just a little bit less clumsy.

What You Lose on the Swings You Make Up on the Merry-Go-Round.