Wasting one's youth is better than doing nothing at all with it.

A woman never sees what we do for her, she only sees what we don't do.

Women are better than they are reputed to be: they don't mock the tears men shed unless they themselves are responsible for them.

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.

Most men find it difficult to remain true to a single woman, but relatively easy to be true to three or four at the same time.

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.

Wasting one's youth is better than doing nothing at all with it.