A range of studies shows there is no evidence immigrants commit more crime than native-born Americans. In fact, first generation immigrants are predisposed to lower crime rates than native-born Americans. The two cities in this country most impacted by undocumented immigrants, you would think of the New York City with over 500,000 and Los Angeles, with a similar amount. Both those cities are among the safest in the free world.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important than how it began. However you feel about the war, you have to be compassionate and loving towards our troops

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

If you think is was an accident, applaud.

I would argue [Donald]Trump is the [Barack] Obama of this election cycle.