I think there needs to be people that are doing something different in music. There's a need for that as much as there's a need for a scene.

It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

The world is gonna try to clean you up, what the f**k you gonna do about it? You're gonna say, "I wanna stay ugly".

I think spirituality, even if there's no God, even if there's nothing - I consider myself relatively spiritual. I believe in a God. I don't know what it's like, but I do believe in it. It's the only thing that makes any sense. Maybe I'm just looking for order in the chaos. Though, I do believe in Evolution and I do believe in science.

It was harder to break into comics than it was to become a singer in a rock band.

I thought if we made an album that tried to change the world, or give it hope, it would really happen. But all people found was death and destruction and misery and self-hate. I learned that the world doesn't want to be saved, and it will f**king punch you in the face if you try.