Because one day I'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the black parade.

I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years.

If you're ever in a dark place, don't resort to violence. Talk to someone; whether it be a therapist, teacher, parent, or just someone you can trust. We all have our dark places and it's important that you get help.

Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.

The difference we wanna make is number one to let these kids know that they’re not alone, that they’re actually not that messed up and that they can do whatever they want; they can express themselves however they want, without being persecuted or called a faggot or some kind of racist thing. You know, really just to get people to get over their stuff so they can live.