I learned that the world doesn't want to be saved, and it will f**king punch you in the face if you try.

I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.

Beach balls at festivals are the work of the devil.

Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise.

We have to do it, so there's no point in bitching.

It is not a band. It is an idea.

It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)