One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.
I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time.
It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years.
If you don't go to highschool you will definately go to jail.
Most times with vanity projects, publishers don't believe in the work; they just believe in the name.
You can do amazing things when you believe.