Though we feel extremely connected through all this technology [social networks], there's also this disconnect that happens. Because you're not actually talking to anyone. You're not actually meeting them for coffee. To me, social media is about "you". It's like, "Well, twenty people like this thing I said", so that's about me.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

You put an old Misfits record on, and it sounds like it came out yesterday.

Tears are words the heart can't express

To all those whove tried to belong, and just didnt fit inyou are loved. To all those whove tried to stand out and be heardyoure admired. To all those whove tried to be themselves, only to be shut downyou are supported. To all those whove tried to kill themselves because lifes unfairyoure NOT alone. Love your friends, love your enemies, because in the end, theyll all be kissing your ass when you make it.

The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.