So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.

Beach balls at festivals are the work of the devil.

Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 4 or 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey, girls, you are beautiful.

I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time.

It's interesting, there are a lot of similarities with being in the music business or being in a band, where a lot of it is business work you've gotta do, like emails. It's weird, I don't feel like I'm in charge.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

It's cool if people want to make movies of stuff, but I'm really interested in the comics.