It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)

Im okay Im okay now. But you really need to listen to me 'cause im telling you the truth I mean this im okay Trust me... Im not okay ...Well okay im not okay. Im not o-f cking-kay

To me, the coolest, shiniest, sexiest, darkest, scariest thing you can be is pop.

Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Grabbing my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

When youre touring and the minute you tell someone that youre from Jersey its the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail.

I'd rather go to hell than be in purgatory...