Mankind is not a tribe of animals to which we owe compassion. Mankind is a club to which we owe our subscription.

We're all in the same boat, and we're all seasick.

There are two kinds of rebellion. The first is one in which the slave demands something that the tyrant has got. The second is one in which he demands something that the tyrant has not got.

Price is a crazy and incalculable thing, while Value is an intrinsic and indestructible thing.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

Jesus promised his disciples three things—that they would be completely fearless, absurdly happy, and in constant trouble.

Love is not blind; that is the last thing that it is. Love is bound; and the more it is bound the less it is blind.