The cosmos is about the smallest hole that a man can hide his head in.

Morality did not begin by one man saying to another, "I will not hit you if you do not hit me"; there is no trace of such a transaction. There IS a trace of both men having said, "We must not hit each other in the holy place.

There is only one reason an intelligent person doesn't believe in miracles. He or she believes in materialism.

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it.

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another.

The simplification of anything is always sensational.

People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.