The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

All my authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me.

When giving treats to friends or children, give them what they like, emphatically not what is good for them.

I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it.

In the glad old days, before the rise of modern morbidities...it used to be thought a disadvantage to be misunderstood.

Mr. McCabe thinks that I am not serious but only funny, because Mr. McCabe thinks that funny is the opposite of serious. Funny is the opposite of not funny and nothing else.

Only poor men get hanged.