The whole pleasure of marriage is that it is a perpetual crisis.

There should be a burnished tablet let into the ground on the spot where some courageous man first ate Stilton cheese, and survived.

...a figure of speech can often get into a crack too small for a definition.

The golden age only comes to men when they have forgotten gold.

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

For when we cease to worship God, we do not worship nothing, we worship anything.

I defy anybody to say what are the rights of a citizen, if they do not include the control of his own diet in relation to his own health.