And Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, "I don't care where the water goes if it doesn't get into the wine."

When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Eugenics asserts that all men must be so stupid that they cannot manage their own affairs; and also so clever that they can manage each other's.

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground.

Evil always wins through the strength of its splendid dupes; and there has in all ages been a disastrous alliance between abnormal innocence and abnormal sin.

A man must be prepared not only to be a martyr, but to be a fool. It is absurd to say that a man is ready to toil and die for his convictions if he is not even ready to wear a wreathe around his head for them.