My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.
Once you go alien, you really do never go back.
Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me
I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.
The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.
I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.