The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.

Once you go alien, you really do never go back.

The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.

I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.

I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.

We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.

My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.