Once you go alien, you really do never go back.

The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.

My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.

Once you go alien, you really do never go back.

We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.

I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.

I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.