Once you go alien, you really do never go back.
I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.
I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.
The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.
I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.
We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.