When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any mines.

No matter what Donald Trump says, he has deep socialist leanings. He's a nationalist and a populist. And throughout history, whenever you combine those three things it never ends well.

Nobody wants to say that the man [Obama] is a Marxist. Okay, so he's not a Marxist. He's a progressive! This is semantics.

The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'

I'm a dad, and I no longer see a way for my kids to even inherit the money that I'm making, let alone go out there, have an idea, and create it in their own lifetime.

If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long.

I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot."