When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.

I have no desire to be president of the United States. Zero desire. I don't think that I would be electable. And there are far too many people that are far smarter than me to be president. I'd like to find one with some honor and integrity. I haven't seen them yet, but they'll show up.

People like me took Donald Trump literally, but never seriously. But his supporters took him seriously and not literally.

You've never met a more flawed guy than me.

So we went on what we now call "The Beck Family Church Tour" and man did we see some churches.

There are Marxists and there are people that are socialists. But the label of Marxist takes on a whole new meaning. Even socialist for a while took on a whole new meaning.

Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.