The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are, and not who people think you are.

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career.

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle.

I really think that to a lot of people hair is everything. Bad hair takes over everything, it really does. I think if somebody has bad hair it doesn't matter what else is happening.

So, but I've always been very realistic about what it is when you're in the public eye.

Liberation is an interesting word, because you can be liberated from external things, and also from your internal dialogue.

My eyes are too big, my nose is too flat, my ears stick out, my mouth is too big and my face is too small... my body is thin as a clarinet and my ankles are so skinny that I wear two pairs of bobby socks because I don't want people to see how thin they are.