The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.

You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.

Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).

I keep reading between the lies.