Ronald Reagan: a triumph of the embalmer's art.

Think of the earth as a living organism that is being attacked by billions of bacteria whose numbers double every forty years. Either the host dies, or the virus dies, or both die.

To have an interest in both sexes is equally normal. Whether it's practiced or not is something else. Some do. Some don't.

Write what you know will always be excellent advice for those who ought not to write at all. Write what you think, what you imagine, what you suspect!

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.

Never have varmints, only grandvarmints.

Once people get hung up on theology, they've lost sanity forever.