Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an IQ of 60.

One of the most fascinating aspects of politician-watching is trying to determine to what extent any politician believes what he says.

Love and hate are so confused in your savage minds and the vibrations of the one are so very like those of the other that I can't always distinguish. You see, we neither love nor hate in my world. We simply have hobbies.

Movie acting, I later realized, reminds me of contract bridge. Each requires the same concentration, intense short-term memory, and obliviousness to everything else until the last trump is called - or whatever it is they do.

You can only have a war with another country. You can't have a war with bad temper or a war against paranoids.

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.

I am glad my life is coming to an end. To think that it might last another five hundred years, now that would be terrible, in my case.