Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

What begins with comedy ends with comedy... in my short view of the matter.

When the Presidential virus attacks the system there is a tendency for the patient in his fever to move from the Right or the Left to the Center where the curative votes are.

First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me.

U.S. certainly are not warlike. We don't want that. We want to make money, which I always thought was one of the most admirable things about Americans.

I write in different styles because I hear different voices in my head. It would be boring to have always the same voice, point of view.

Altruism is a brief phase through which some adolescents must pass. It is rather like acne. Happily, as with acne, only a few are permanently scarred.