I said I'd be honest, I never said I'd be consistant.
Man is the only animal that knows he's going to die, so we invent a heaven to keep from going crazy. Most people are hypnotized by organized religion from childhood.
Without alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees.
Insignificant events can take on monumental proportions when your head is full of practically nothing.
I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey.
If you don't own the stage, you shouldn't be in rock n' roll.