Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept
You canโt go through life not listening to music.
Humans often fail to see what is close to them and obvious to others.
Fortunately, I am accustomed to creating amusement inadvertently.
I know this song!โ Rosie laughed. โIf you didnโt, thatโd be the final proof that youโre from Mars.
To the world's most perfect woman. It was lucky my father was not present. Perfect is an absolute that cannot be modified, like unique or pregnant. My love for Rosie was so powerful that it had caused my brain to make a grammatical error.