Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better.

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

Nudge, nudge. Snap, snap. Grin, grin. Wink, wink, say no more? Could be, could be taken on holiday. Could be yes - swimming costumes. Know what I mean. Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.