Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

I hope I will have achieved something lasting.

When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.