Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.

Tis but a scratch!" "A scratch? Your arm's off!" "No it isn't." "Then what's that?" "Oh come on, pansy!

When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.

I fart in your general direction.

We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.