Oh, you're in television! That's interesting. No, I mean, the word television is interesting. It's a hybrid, you see: tele- comes from the greek, and -vision comes from the latin. It should have been either "telerama", or "procolvision".

My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.

WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?

One, two, ... five!" "Three, my lord.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.