Always look on the bright side of life.

There is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I personally admit.

We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable.

Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.

Camelot is a silly place.

She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better.