Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again.

Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon.

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.