Camelot is a silly place.

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?

When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life.

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.