Camelot is a silly place.

In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

There is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I personally admit.

We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable.