We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Oh, you're in television! That's interesting. No, I mean, the word television is interesting. It's a hybrid, you see: tele- comes from the greek, and -vision comes from the latin. It should have been either "telerama", or "procolvision".

All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!