I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over.

The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true.

It's not enough to be right because he [Rick Perry] is right, you got to be persuasively right, got to be intellectually agile, and I think he can do it.

The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.

One thing I noticed when I was young was I was impatient for success. I think everybody is impatient for success. It will come. But don't - you shouldn't let that impatience drive you crazy.

I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over.

There is an apocalyptic view to this that is actually kind of appealing, which is the only way to kill big government is to let it kill itself. It's suicide by gluttony. Right now, the government is approaching Fat Elvis during those years in the '70s right before he croaked on the toilet seat. Basically ObamaCare is a huge tray of bacon and banana sandwiches. And it could happen in our lifetimes.